fart slap

If someone you don't like is sleeping, crouch bare-assed over his face. Have somebody else slap his face right as you bust ass. That way, he wakes up to smell your fart and see your ass in his face.

"Hey, let's give Russ the fart-slap"

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Smith Slap

The Smith Slap is similar to the Bitch Slap. It is administered by one Alpha Male to a Beta male - typically in order to protect the honor of a female companion.

Occasionally at the Oscars in front of a global TV audience of over 14 million on Chris Rock’s face.

Wow. Will Smith just meted out a helluva Smith Slap on Chris Rock’s face. What a strong man.

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Slap the Pope

When something is un-worldly good or bad. it makes you wanna inflict bodily harm to the holiest man on earth.

1.damn that burger makes me wanna slap the pope!
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope

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Jolly-Slapping

A new craze circulating the Stratford area in which girls slap certain boys for no apparent reason.

Fancy going Jolly-Slapping tonight?

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Mat slapping

Female masturbation
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping

Girl home alone txt's boyfriend:' Hey babe send me some pornographic pictures of yourself please"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"

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Slap Dap

Going from a hand slap to a sideways dap when greeting someone.

"Its slap dap, Hand slap then come back with the fist"

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slapping off

Slang term for masturbation. First used by an annoyed African-American mother at a Greyhound bus station in Nashville Tennessee.

"The only bathroom.... (inaudible) .... yea, but we caught him slapping off in there just last week!"

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