Smash Pad

A promiscuous women, a not for profit harlot, a down to pound young lady, an untidy women, a trollop.

Person A: 'Who's Cheryl Lynn Wilkerson?'

Person B: 'Oh she's just some smash pad I'm talking at.'

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Smash the Granny

A phrase used in the film 'Football Factory' meaning to have sex, fuck, bonk or shag.

"So have you smashed the granny out of her recently"
"Aye, last night mate! Fucking magic it was"

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face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.

talking smash

When you talk smack and trash about someone/something at the same time. An uber insult.

"Don't be talking smash about me behind my back."

hawk smash

when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.

Dan: What is wrong with you dude?

Ryan: I need a bathroom, so i can take this hawk smash

Keyboard Smash

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Person 1: "aiewhfiuenaijdoijfioa"
Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"

smashing skins

slang for having sex; fucking

Me and my girl were smashing skins last night.

Gotcha girl backstage and we're smashing skins.