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Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.
Persian smoothie
when one proceeds to insert fruit in to a womans rectum then preforming anal sex and putting it in a glass and drinking it
yo my friend George preformed an ass smoothie on Jessica
When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.
“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”
A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give
J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give
Chad: There's nothing here
J: *finger guns* Exactly
A smoothie drink that was discontinued.
Unfortunately, it appears that V8 Smoothies have been discontinued. This is a shame, as they were a delicious and healthy option for many people. However, there are still plenty of other smoothie options out there, so all is not lost!
The sexual act of cuming and bleeding into a cup and freezing it. After it freezes, you unthaw it and present it to a woman in a very classy way. She proceeds to slam the smoothie like SHOENICE22 and then you fuck or whatever no one does this shit I made it up
"Yoooo I gave my GF a skid row smoothie epic style"