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Someone who is mentally challenged
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A pair of shaved or waxed testicles, ideally prepared for "teabagging".
see also: SlickSack
The Twink has a pair of Smoothies.
A freshly shaved or waxed vagina.
"Sheila is getting waxed today. Can't wait to dive into her smoothy tonight."
Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.
I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.
Smoothie morning self suck
Man Smoothie is figurative language for cumming a lot. It’s so much cum that one might call it a smoothie.
My partner calls me Man Smoothie because I cum a lot in her mouth and she enjoys it. She told me it is the yummiest smoothie known to man kind.
A practical joke in which you ejaculate into a milkshake or smoothie before serving it to a friend.
John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"
A black smoothie is a black person vomiting into a white girls vagina and the smearing it in her pussy then grab it out and eat it and when he's done he milks her tits and cums in her pussy while pissing
Baby your black smoothies are so good baby