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Someone who has a smooth brain, apparent by their severe lack of knowledge, a moron. Is unaware of how stupid they are.
look at all these smoothies posting a fake article on Facebook.
Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?
Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.
However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
Smoothie is a very funny and the best mutual
Also needs therapy due to getting truamatized
#getsmoothiehelp
Smoothies Line: "Two broooos, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart, ‘cause they’re not gay”
A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs
Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?
A nice blowjob with absolutely no teeth.
"Sally gave me the best smoothie last night."
someone with well below average wrinkles in their cortex and thus of limited mental capacity
Awww c'mon! When no one else is here, you don't have to stop at the roundabout smoothie!