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n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.
2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."
1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.
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A derogatory remark, usually directed toward a male.
"Greg is such a monkey spank."
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A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.
Word, blud - you check Snoopi put glass n sheeat in Mr Campbell's tea?
Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)
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Similar to hell yes or fuck yeah. Normally being pleased with yourself after achieving something, not sexual.
Originates from Batman Forever, exclaimed by The Riddler, aka Jim Carrey, when he guessed the correct location of Bruce Wayne in his mansion, at which point he exclaimed "spank me!"
Possibly similar to "somebody stop me" from The Mask.
After searching Wayne mansion, The Riddler finally finds Bruce hiding in the living room with Nicole Kidman. "Spank me!" He exclaims in joy at his discovery, and proceeds to fuck them up.
Beating the final level of crash nitro kart - "SPANK ME!! I FUCKING DID IT."
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Noun: (1)a military vehicle(LAV) used for the express purpose of nasturbation typically found in deployed settings to boost the morale of male soldiers, never cleaned...think about it....possesses distinct functified smell
" Pollie Bear is the quickest person in the Spank Tank."
"Fernie never goes to the Spank Tank he only uses his wack shack, he's high class."
"The Spank Tank is for public use, but a wack shack is for private enjoyment."
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Person 1: So how are you gonna spank the cash?
Person 2: I don't know, haven't really thought about it!
Person 1: Well maybe you could spank it on like a hot tub or like a golden toilet!
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When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.
This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.
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