Dont Speak

1.
A southern street slang languge thought to have come from North Carolina into Maryland.

2.
A language where the begining structure is completely contraditionary, and either involves the words don't or I Know.

3.
A complicated way to speak which confuses surrounding listeners, yet makes sense only to ones know what you mean. Very funny because of peoples reactions when they try to butt in your business.

"Dont call me when you get off work"
Translation: Call me after work.

"I know why this girl got a maxi pad stuck to her high heels"
Translation: Why does she have a maxi pad stuck to her heal?

"Dont I know why this girl keep call me?"
Translation: Why does this girl keep calling my ass, buggin me?

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Hyphen Speak

The language of teenage white girls with an IQ below room temperature. This is when people end their sentences with a hyphen (a dash) or say the phrase "I-" by itself. This was popularized around the time "Sis I-" and "And I oop-" got attention. It is usually linked with VSCO girls, Gacha kids, Roblox Aesthetics, Twitter stans, and many other annoying types of people online. 9 times out of 10, the people who do this are usually sensitive, stan some sort of creator, idolize the LGBTQ+ community, are in the LGBTQ+ community itself, or are on the left-wing (Basically your average Twitter user). This quickly sparked memes making fun of this. One of the most popular examples is "Bitches be like 'I- I- You- Wow I-'." Along with memes, it has also started many Discord servers and communities against Hyphen Speak, some of which I am in myself.

Audrey: I-

Jason: I will tear you apart limb from limb if you continue doing that. You have been using hyphen speak for the last year and everyone hates you for it. This is why you have no friends, your family doesn't love you, and why you can't find a job. Stop pretending like you're stuttering online. It's annoying and unnecessary.
Audrey: OMG I can not believe you said that- like-

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Hockey Speak

The lingo or language used by most hockey players grade 8-12

“Woah that boyski really went bardownski on the goalie”
“Hey Brady I heard the scouties are checking yeh eh?”

“Why do those retarded hockey speakers act like they’re all that?”

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Speaking British

When a speaker uses scholarly words in everyday conversation to make him/herself sound smarter.

Boy 1- So what’s up?

Boy 2- That habitual phrase is merely a proxy for the much neglected, “How are you today?” When you prompt me with-

Boy 1- Dude! Stop speaking british!

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Slut Speak

Online phrases and words that every middle schooler finds cool and must use.

Girl talking to friend on aim-
Rach, so omg,
mi mom tells me that lyk, im so grounded!!
this lyk so fkin sux!!
Lolz, sry, im just toatzz maaaad bout it!!
srsly, im lyk what 2 do now?!?

Response- Stop with the Slut Speak! We do have a language you know, it's called english. Lyk, ya know?!

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Speak the Roman

To talk simply. Usually said after someone says something really confusing or stupid.

Person 1: So from what you said, I really don't see how the fire would then not count as damage.
Person 2: Speak the Roman, man.

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text speak

a language started by a group of kids in the Michigan scene
it originated in the 248 area and is slowly moving into 586 and 734 area.
it was made to be an inside joke(wouldnt be on UB if it still was) so that friends could say things about other people in front of them and only a select few would know what was being said.
sadly this has slowly been spreading and is being used less and less by the originators in fear that they might be understood while speaking in there foreign tongue.

text speak

"dee, look at the B Send"

"G send doooo!"

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