The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do
Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.
masturbating within a short period of time
Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.
Taking Adderall and XTC together.
"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"
when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.
he only goes at cripple speed.
When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.
Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.
When you take the posted speed limit and add ten.
I got pulled over for going California Speed.