Split Op

A program where soldiers split their Basic Training and Advanced Training in half - resulting in Advanced Training being typically completed the following year.

Split Op recruits are renown for hanging out with Recruiters and tend to be ate-up upon completion of their Advanced Training.

That Split Op soldier sure is a pussy.

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lickidy split

When you are having sex and she splits her legs so you can lick her pussy

She went lickidy split in bed last night

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lickity split

The act of licking a vagina.

My husband likes it lickity split style.

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Split Ends

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.

John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"

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split screen

When two couples bang in the same room. Normally associated with drunk nights.

So we were split screening these girls... then it got weird cause he started screen peaking.

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Crushing Splits

Slang term for sexual intercourse; specifically referencing vaginal intercourse.

Origin: From the barage of interoffice spam came forth the term.

Shelia said: "I'd rather be crushing splits instead of getting all these luxury watch spam while eating acai berries!"

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[split] this [joint]

to leave, often implying that one would rather be in another place; originally used to mean "to escape from prison"

I'm getting bored. Let's split this joint.

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