Spunk trumpet

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family

Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet

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Spunk bucket

Nothing but a hole to shoot your load in

That tramps a ducking spunk bucket

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spunk spaka

When you cover a retard in hot sticky cum.

Guy 1 : Just got back from the mental hospital. Had a decent wank.
Guy2 : You filthy spunk spaka!

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spunk gutter

A gutter fitted round beds in gay friendly hotels in Amsterdam to catch excess sperm.

I can't believe you booked us into the "Quentin" that place is so gay it has spunk gutters fitted.

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Spunk breath

A man or women who has sucked so many cocks to completion that is has left a spunky stink on the breath

Fuckin hell Trevor how much jiz did you swallow last night at the blue oyster you’ve got wicked spunk breath

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spunk in trunk

To spunk in ones trunk is simply another way off explaining ejaculation from a mans penis in the anus after climaxing during anal sex. The 'spunk' left in the anal canal after the anal sex has taken place is now classed as spunk in the trunk. A man wanting anal sex with a lady (or man) may say 'I would like to spunk in your trunk'

When a male reaches climax during anal sex and ejaculates. with either a woman or another man, this is deemed a Spunk in trunk moment

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grandads spunk

old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'

there was off milk all over my grandads slippers....

my grandmar loves grandads spunk...

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