Squad memeing

The action of going into a squad league with your mates and with the goal of winning games by doing stupid stuff. (Basically being assholes

Oh, hey vian. You missed the mates and me squad memeing yesterday.

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Gay squad

The gay squad starts with the one gay but in a few years they're is only one straight member. The one gay member doesn't turn them gay. They help them relise they're hella gay just by being really fucking gay around them. The first gay is usually the most open gay. A gay preacher if you will.

Friend: "that's the gay one"
1st gay: "you right"
/A few years later/
1st gay: "that's the straight one"
Stranger: "wait are the rest of you all gay??"
7 voices: "yes but I'm /unidentifiable screaming of sexualities/"
Stranger: "a gay squad oh hell yeah!"

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Geek Squad

A small computer tech store based in Minnesota that was bought by Best Buy. You can now find the Geek Squad in all Best Buy stores. If you wish to find one he or she will be wearing a white shirt, black slacks, and a tie with a Geek Squad Pin on it. With their supreme 1337-ness a Geek Squad agent will be able assist a customer with any computer crisis. Do not attempt to go to circuit city for a computer problem as they are too busy picking eachother's butts.

ohnoes my megahurtz they haev been ST0LED!!1!one! Haxx0rz gotted them!Call teh GEEK SQUAD!

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bomb squad

The one guy in a group of guys that sacrifices himself by handling the grenade in a group of hot girls.

Derek: "Wow, look at all the hot chicas! But there's a grenade too. She's so ugly I can't even look at her or I might go blind or turn to stone."

Andrew: "Call in the bomb squad."

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Squad

A group of the wealthy upper class that get together in a school gang to try and accumulate attention by starting fights with anyone that they sustain butthurt from.

The queen had entered the battle followed by her squad for she could not fight her own battles being the pussy that she was.

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blazin squad

bunch of phallaic whiteboys expouting
6 year old rhymes over playground beats exploiting pre-penetration Immature silly little girls on paperrounds.
Excrutiatingly embarrassing numbnuts Insulting real street music, hollow psuedo bad byoy hip pop bragging about how dangerous they are,this shit makes Ja rule sound like Busta Rymes. With all the talent of a spunked on tissue-utterly without redemption. Any hysterical bint disagreeing-It Is a democracy granted, but before humiliating yourself further please hear Nas, Roots, Jurassic 5, gangstarr etc etc avoid this colon coil.

"one question blazin squad?
Is there a God?
answer me you f'kin nimrod,
hate these boyband bellends,
what Im planning takes months to mend,
how many? 10?, no problem not with my samuri friend"

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ram squad

1) a rap group known for such classic hits as "Ballers (up in here)", "Sex, Money, and Drugs", and the unforgettable "We Got Hoes too, Nigga"

2) when a bunch of guys line up to hit up a bitch (or a guy if you're fags) from the back

If I was the RAM Squad (rap group), I would pull a ram squad on Amanda Bynes and Hilary Duff.

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