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When a person (typically a girl) takes a group picture or selfie and slightly bends over and puts their hands on their thighs assentuating their cleavage and ass while deceivingly hiding their fat fucking stomach rolls.
Bro! checkout Becky in this picture! she got an ass and a half with some phat ol titties! Imma hit her up...nah man! I saw her at Walmart last week looking fat as fuck. She just doing the sorority squat to hide dem piggy-ass stomach roles.
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To sit down, usually used by kids.
Yo sup, pop a squat and have a burger.
Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.
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when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying
pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video
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When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.
Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.
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When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.
Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.
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Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.
Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.
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Thots who crouch in group pictures, to make themselves look small and cute, even though they are wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"
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