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cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.

Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.

by JedBadley May 25, 2021


Tanzanian butthole stare

A stare typically done by those wanting to use power borrowed from the god "Bunghole Mathias"

Yo dude, I used the Tanzanian butthole stare to absolutely beat the mango phonk out of ohioboss69, thats epic dude, bro i used it 99 times!

by Dizzy3xf December 28, 2024


switch stare

When you look at someone and then look away but the person you were looking at looks at you. Then it is an awkward back and forth glance that never reaches eye contact.

It was an akward switch stare for a minute

by Jammy Hulbrien March 12, 2018


Stare point

A term used to describe the blank space on a table, where previously a bunch of drugs (more often than not cocaine) used to be. Sudden absence is often caused by sneezing stoners or spastically moving twats.

Derives from the baffled "staring" at said blank spot.

Adam: "I ain't shittin you, that shit of a fuck sneezed like a whale and all the shit went flying through the air. Just that stare point's left."
Bryon: "Shit."

by johnny92 June 22, 2012


Daner-Creeper-Stare

A phrase commonly used to depict a person who appears randomly within pictures or situations; that stares obsessively at a person or persons with longing desire.

The specific stare may consist of the following facial movements:
1)Wide dilated pupils
2)Bulgy Eyes
3)Watery mouth
4)Surprise and horror (for example; the look one may have if found masterbating)
5) Random "O" faces
6) Baring of teeth

When one falls prey to this stare, the victim may feel they have been mentally sodomized. Post-stare there may also be feelings of loneliness and violation.

Dude, that guy sitting at the table behind you is giving that waitress the Daner-Creeper-Stare, It's like a 9.2 on a scale from 0-10

by (D-L)squared April 11, 2011


Thousand Yard Stare

To stare blankly while in deep thought, usually after a traumatic event.

When I reminded my friend of the car crash, his face had a thousand yard stare.

by PausedDuck November 20, 2023


duvalian stare

A look that all Duval County residents get when they realize they have any semblance of power in a potentially chaotic situation.

The Duvalian stare became publicly known outside of Jacksonville, FL during the controversial Woodstock 1999 performance of Limp Bizkit, which frontman Fred Durst displayed prominently during the bridge-breakdown of the hit single, ‘Break Stuff’. A gleeful Durst realizes that he has become the master of a crowd of 400,000, and the wheels of chaos begin visibly turning in his head, culminating with the command: “Time to reach deep down inside. Take all that negative energy and let that shit out of your fucking system.” What happened next was nothing short of pandemonium, though Durst’s role in the later riots that destroyed the venue has been grossly exaggerated.

“Time to leave, big bro. I just saw the Duvalian stare. Someone’s about to choose violence.”

by Duval till we die mfer May 6, 2024