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staring down the barrel

When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.

"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"

by WawaBings November 29, 2017


Daner-Creeper-Stare

A phrase commonly used to depict a person who appears randomly within pictures or situations; that stares obsessively at a person or persons with longing desire.

The specific stare may consist of the following facial movements:
1)Wide dilated pupils
2)Bulgy Eyes
3)Watery mouth
4)Surprise and horror (for example; the look one may have if found masterbating)
5) Random "O" faces
6) Baring of teeth

When one falls prey to this stare, the victim may feel they have been mentally sodomized. Post-stare there may also be feelings of loneliness and violation.

Dude, that guy sitting at the table behind you is giving that waitress the Daner-Creeper-Stare, It's like a 9.2 on a scale from 0-10

by (D-L)squared April 11, 2011


MASK STARE

When any two eye CYÇLOPS stares you down and once to move in for the kill.

This COVID CORONA brought a bacon pig ghost as when you get a MASK STARE as whatever you do don''t stand idle because you don't want to hear the wrong LA TUNE.

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME May 10, 2021


Jada Stare

A non verbal que from your boss to commit black on black violence in public, preferably at an awards ceremony.

It was all laughs and smiles until he got the jada stare, then he knew he had to take out his brother.

by AlSharp21 March 31, 2022


switch stare

When you look at someone and then look away but the person you were looking at looks at you. Then it is an awkward back and forth glance that never reaches eye contact.

It was an akward switch stare for a minute

by Jammy Hulbrien March 12, 2018


kink stare

Blind devotion or trust to bizarre behavior or belief

I can't submit to that kink stare. That guy thinks he's a tranny, but he raped a 10-year-old girl in the lady's rest room.

by Gnardy October 21, 2017


Balkan stare

A terrifying type of stare only able to be made by inhabitants of the Balkan peninsula. It's effects are chaotic and deadly. If you ever insult phonk, the serbian dancing lady will appear and scream "BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK", then her face will turn into smiling trollge. After this you will hear loudly "MANGO! MANGO!" if you hear this start running. It's possible to deploy some techniques (created by Those who know:) that are the German stare and Romanian Nut Twisting to counterattack. However the lady may summon the hawk tuah creature. This ultra powerful creature will throw still water at you, instantly killing you. To defeat it, inject yourself with noradrenaline however this only has a 0.2137% chance of working. There exists the most powerful mythical legendary technique with infinite aura called "English or spanish" however it shall not be used, as will destroy the balance of the earth, it should only be used in the case of a disaster the scale of the world hasn't seen yet.

Phonk hater: Oh shit, is that the balkan stare

by yuugenmagan October 11, 2024

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