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Refrain from ones usual hijinks or tomfoolery
Karl: Ms.Blurkplett, how much would you pay to never blink again?
Ms.Bjorkapint: oh, stop the madness
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What math authors want to tell their local and foreign publishers in Singapore to cease using their content sans their permission in their sample chapters they submit to tender local and foreign projects; to pay them their due royalty when they sell their copyrights at book fairs; and not to rob them, by unscrupulously replacing their names with foreign ones when their textbooks are tailor-made for developing markets.
Singapore will continue to be a first-class economy with a third-class educational publishing industry as long as its unethical publishers pay lip service to stop the steal, with a number of morally corrupt and inept people occupying key positions still around today.
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When a driver runs a stop sign without stopping or looking for cars.
*Runs stop sign without looking
“Dude that Hollywood Stop could have gotten us killed!”
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When your driver, while braking, lets up on the brake just as the vehicle comes to halt, so that the wheels don’t lock up, the vehicle doesn’t jerk and you DONT SPILL YOUR MARTINI!!
Smooth baby...
“Zonked out from the airport since my driver knew his biz, limo stops, all the way!!”
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A defense method against premature ejaculation, a male will pull out from a females vagina, and begin to eat out or finger her instead, to preserve his juices from bursting too fast. “Stop and frisk” can be a subtle way to keep sex lasting for more than 45 seconds
Doug; “ yo you really banged Christie ? She’s so hot I would’ve came in 30 seconds”
Phil; “ hell yeah I slammed her, and I was gonna nut after 30 seconds but did a stop and frisk on her and made it last 15 minutes! Best day ever.”
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Where a person travelling between destinations (by car, public transport, or on foot) feels the extreme urgency to find a public toilet so they can stop and defecate before they soil themselves.
There is usually a two minute window to find a public toilet before ones underwear becomes a substitute.
Q: "Hey, why are you late?"
A: "Sorry. I had to make a shpit stop otherwise my pants would be full of it."
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A move used by male drivers while a female passenger is in the front passenger seat, where the male driver will unexpectedly put on the brakes. This will cause the female passenger to jerk forward and then male passenger will put his hand on the female passenger's chest to stop her from getting harmed. This will effectively allow the male passenger to see how the girl's chest feels.
" You stop-shoot with me? We don't do that in Korea..."
- Seinfeld
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