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Closeted conservative gay sex practice similar to the Full Cheney.
Con: Hey young man, I will give you $500 for a long stroke.
Man: I'll take it!
Con: How much for a Full Cheney?
Man: More than you got.
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It's what the greatest pool players utilize in order to win the big games.
Damn! Justin sure laid you out with his power stroke.
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A band that makes Rebecca Black look good. The singer looks like a woman, which excited me when I heard the name of the band, until he opened his mouth. Then my ears bled. Also any band that has erotic insinuations in the name, but does not, in fact, have erotic undertones is terrible.
Gurl: OH MAI GAWD The Strokes IS LYKE THE WORST THING I'VE EVER HERD AND I LISTEN TO BLCK MUSIC ALL DAY! WHAT THE F***!
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Phrase, meaning to stroke dick. Lit.
Phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. As if you were stroking their dick to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. Fig.
Pubert: This prompt for Northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking.
Jimmy: College essays sound like they want you to respite what you've said at them.
Timmy: That it is Jimmy. Just stroke the dick. Please that admissions person.
Jimmy: Ewww.
Timmy: Dick Stroking, it's figurative dumb shit.
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two dudes and a chick are having a threesome and one guy is bonin the chick in the butt about to have vinegar strokes while the other guy slaps his dick on the other guys forehead therefore interrupting his vinegar stroke and causing a linegar stroke.
Brian was on the verge of vinegar strokes when Norm pulled out his tiny cock and slapped him in the face causing a series of third-degree LINEGAR STROKES
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a face of a man right before complition when he appears to be having a stroke during this time no matter wat happens he will cum
dan's mom walked in on him and jill but he had already vinger stroked
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The paralysis of one side of a persons face due to a mild to massive stroke.
Nancy Zieman on the Create channel has "Stroke Face."
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