Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.
Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
The poop stains in the toilet bowl
I wish people would stop leaving all this taco bell graffiti, I mean the brush is right next to the toilet for a reason!
when you try to say the place is exploded
Dude this dump looks like taco bell bathrooms!
two cheesy gordita crunch medium dr pepper
“babe you already know my order, two cheesy gordita crunch medium dr pepper”
(aka What hot girls get at taco bell)
When u eat nothing but taco bell and do nothing but shit there fore cancling out the calories from the taco bell. Better than laxatives.
"I'm on a juice clense!" "well, debrah, im on a taco bell clense so take your high and mighty shit out of the porta potty"
go to taco bell and get fire sauce packets and have the challenger drink 5 packets of fire sauce
person 1: i just went to taco bell and got 5 packets of fire sauce you should do the taco bell sauce challenge.
person 2: no way man last time i did that i started gagging because it was so hot.
The aftermath of eating taco bell and taking the biggest shit ever
“I had post taco bell clarity.” Said barack obama