The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement
I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.
The flappy, webby piece of skin connecting the base of the thumb to the rest if the hand.
Thank God for my thumb taint. It keeps my thumb from hanging down and flapping onto my wrist.
Cleaning a woman’s taint with your mustache while giving her oral.
My girl needs a good taint sweeping when we get home.
To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.
John was driving so recklessly that Steve was taint welding in the passenger's seat
A person who defends their taint.
She wanted to get kinky, but he was playing taint goalie.
The space between the genitals and the butt hole of a fetus. usually undefined until the fetus is spawned.
Guy: you fag!
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet
A term used in order to tell someone to fuck off or to say suck my dick, usually in a situation where the person you say it to is making no sense or they're an idiot
OP:" Where are we?"
Victim: " Goodhue County one Goodhue County nine"
OP: "Suck taint! That's not helpful"