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When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.
I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.
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women who refuse to dress in conservative attire, often drunk, loud, and unable to walk in a straight line. (best examples to be found in newcastle, NSW)
linda: those girls are cute
tom: really?
linda: come on
tom: ok, they were a bit of tarts on holidays
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to arrive at mentally
to be able to mentally deduct
to be able to say something really smart
to say what you would like to about something
I wanted to pop tart the lesson I learned in class.
You can have it if I get to pop tart it.
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A flaming homosexual who enjoys anal sex.
ThePoopTart is such a poop tart. He totally likes it in the ass.
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A gay bottom who is promiscuous and holds no integrity. They're considered a joke considering they're always after sex and can't control their carnal desires. The cream tart comes from them always being filled with a white substance...
Gay guy: *checks Grindr*
Guy: what are you doing?
Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy
Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...
Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.
Guy: ... cream tart....
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In golf, topping a shot down the cart path (think worm burner + cart path)... usually resulting in unearned yardage
I topped the hell out of my drive
- Yeah, but you still got decent yardage out of that tart burner
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The invention of none other than Tom Petersson of Cheap Trick . . . along with the 12-string bass.
When Tom invented the Pop Tart, he had his hands in a lot of pies.
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