Liberal Tears

Term coined by conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro. The whole point of the word is to make fun of liberal snowflakes who cry about the dumbest thing. (Like the gender of a potato)

Liberal: NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST CALL ME A SENSITIVE PUSSY
Ben Shapiro: Thanks for your liberal tears

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Pink Tears

1. A flaming homosexual male, complaining and/or bitching about any general subject.

2. Any person(s) crying about any aspect which may not be controlled, resulting in worthless complaints.

3. A series of major complaints, which become bothersome and/or annoying, by any person(s)

4. Abnoxious complaints about any issue, which can not be resolved, due to the excessive complaining.

"Foxy Brown hasn't had an in-store album in 7 years."...."Why is Foxy Brown not dropping an album." "If Foxy Brown doesn't drop an album soon, I'm no longer a fan."
The actual pink tears..."This album SUCKS, I am SO PISSED."

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tears of cum

When a guy ejaculates into someones nose and it comes out their tear gland, looking like cum tears.

She cried tears of cum last night after I came up her nose.

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thug tears

When a gangster/thug sheds tears and they come out as bullets.

Russ: God damnit this movie is so damn sad . . . .

Reivin: Foreal. I wanna witness your thug tears.

Russ: Lol, my tears so thug they come out as bullets.

Reivin: HAHAHA your street cred just went up.

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Tired Tears

The constant stream of tears you produce when you're extremely tired and need some sleep.

I knew that I really needed to go to bed because of all of my tired tears.

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Dick Tears

The tears that come out of your special eye.

Suzie gave the worst blowjob ever and made my dick cry. Good thing she ate my dick tears.

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Bored To Tears

This is a brunch with your In-Laws on Superbowl Sunday (with no TV)that lasts until the Post-Game interviews.

I had brunch with my In-Laws last Superbowl Sunday talking about Sushi recipes and Wallpaper. Let me tell you I was Bored To Tears.

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