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gastric terrorism

The use of foodstuffs and tasty treats to inspire fatness in an individual or group of people. Common during the holiday season. While related to "diet sabotage," the nuances are slightly different.

-"Someone left an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and a platter of cake pops in the kitchen at work, this gastric terrorism is getting out of hand."

-"I'm gonna leave a chocolate chip brownie on his desk, his weak will won't be able to resist such temptation."
-"You're such a gastric terrorist."

by rud0lph December 20, 2013


terror-ria

getting scared so badly you are given diarrhea.

eddie scared me so bad i got terror-ria.

by xXSenpai loverXx August 25, 2017


Day terror

Day terror are when an extremely unsettling image is put in your head like The Cornwallis

Oh god I'm gonna have a Day terror from that.

by Channman March 5, 2017


boner terrorism

when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.

Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.

Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.

Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?

by Arthur F Pimgibbons June 2, 2022


vehicular terrorism

A form of terrorism in which a perpetrator deliberately rams a motor vehicle into a building, crowd of people, or another vehicle. This attack is made by a loser terrorist who can't drive a motor vehicle if their lives depend on it.

Vehicular terrorism in my freaking town? OVER MY DEAD BODY!

by Mr. Robotron June 11, 2017


Terror Turf

Slang for weed,cannabis,marijuana whatever you like to call it.

To be used in the same vain of devils lettuce or Mary Jane and other euphemisms. And also works brilliantly as a substitute to refer to synthetic weed.

I coined it, it's up to all of you to use it now đź‘Ť

My dealer got me some mad terror turf, I couldn't get off the couch all night.

I'm new to town, can you help me find some terror turf.

by Constant Rectitude March 5, 2022


Terrorance

Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.

For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.

As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.

To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.

He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.

…hence the name Terrorance!

that Terrorance was something else you know! nobody…ABSOLUTELY NOBODY had balls like him.

by FayTheGoldDigger August 11, 2024