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A text message one (being a male member of his species) sends his biological mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This practice is (usually) accidental, (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another member of the species, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances.
Dude, I need to either stop dating Helens or change my mom's contact name to "Mom" in my phone. I totally sent an Oedipus Text last night!
1. the act of purposely ignoring ones text message (possibly because of hatred or annoyance)
Guy 1: "Damn broseff, that bitch is texting me again!"
Guy 2: "text screen that hoe then"
One who neglects texts from another.
(Conversation over text)
Sam: Hey
Sam: Heyy :)
Sam: HEY! :D
*no reply
Sam: Wow, you're a real Text Neglecter
when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense.
Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.
When you text someone and they consistently don't text you back for several days, if ever.
* Like the original text fell into a hole
* They don't have the common courtesy to text you back in a timely manner (a-hole).
Dude, don't be a text-hole, text me back.
When a person becomes so utterly absrobed by texting another indiviual on their phone, all bodily functions and contact with the outside world ceases, and thus the body is in a 'coma' state until the text is completed to an adequate level and sent.
Man: Lovely weather we're having.
Woman: 'Silence'
Man: LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.
Woman: Sorry? I was in a text-coma lol.
A person who awkwardly looks over your shoulder to read your texts and/or takes your phone and reads through everything.
Text Creep- "ooooo hahaha that was funny!"
Normal Human- "GET OUTA HEAR TEXT CREEP!"
Text Creep- "Can I see your phone?"
Normal Human- "Hells no dude. Everyone knows your a text creep."