Thank U, next

A great way of telling someone on a dating app, that you're not interested. Usually said right after receiving a face picture. It important to note that it means next person, not picture.

John sent me a selfie yesterday on Grindr, I caped it with a "Thank U, next"

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Thank you for the flowers

A sarcastic response properly offered upon receiving worthless or unwanted advice, gifts, or visitations from relatives.

I really love listening to you bitch and being forced to pay for lunch. Thank you for the flowers!

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Thank-you muchly

A expression of thanks most commonly used by overly cheerful people who think they are clever and original. Often heard in the customer service industry.

Customer - "Here's your tip. Thank-you muchly!"

Waiter - "I hope you get raped in the parking lot."

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thank you please

Does your tail pop out when you think rude things?

Mine does

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Thank You Finger

The finger people thank you with when driving and they are on a cellphone (commonly the pinky)

Wow, i let them cross lanes and all i got was a thank you finger.

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Thanks Keri-Ann

A useful term which can be used when expressing displeasure in a present situation by placing blame on a past event regardless if that past event has a direct effect on the current predicament

I live on Long Island... thanks Keri-Ann.

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k thanks bye

when someone tells you information that you really dont care about.
or when someone is giving you a big lecture when you do something bad and you reply with a K THANKS BYE

ex.
sam- "mark told me he is going to beat up jordan"
fred- K thnaks BYE!
ex.
teejaie- dude i just lipped off sam
dude- you really shouldent do that your going to make her hate you.
teejaie- k thanks bye..!!

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