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an excuse for doing something sus but wanting to save face by playing it off as testing someone else's sus level
*Grant walks up to use the urinal right next to Davis even though other urinals are available to use, to see if he would switch to a different urinal further away*
Davis : "Grant what are you doing? That is sus"
Grant: "nah man I am giving you the sus test"
The moment after a test where you and your friends discuss some of the answers and often berate the professor for making the midterm so difficult.
Usually done outside a lecture hall but can be anywhere a midterm is taking place
Is considered bad manners in some situations
Johnny: "Hey Steve what did you think of that econ midterm?"
Steve: "Idk dude it was kinda hard, i guess for like 3 of them"
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^Conversation lasts twenty minutes
Mike: "Hey Guys i just RAPED that test! 100%!!!!!"
Johnny: "What an ass..."
Luke: "Guys don't test and tell...its bad manners"
A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.
Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"
Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
A picture you temporarily post on your profile to get a good idea of how others will respond to it, before making the photo widely viewed.
I put up a test picture on Facebook, but no one commented on it, so I won't make it my profile picture.
Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.
Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.
Same as "Screen Test". It's when cops are transporting a suspect/criminal in the back of their cruiser and they slam on the brakes so that the suspect's face slams into the cage that separates the front seats from the back. If the suspect's face doesn't get cut, he passed the cage test, if it does get cut, he fails. Two cops told me about this... True Story. Horrible, but true.
"Hey fellow officer, let's slam on our brakes to see if the guy in the back passes the cage test or not." "Duh, okay. Hahahaha, I bet he won't pass the cage test."
A computer testing introduced by a guy who has a camel in his profile pic =/
Dynamic Testing is the best way to do it