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The wave test- when someones dates over wight people and to tests them he lays them down flat on stomach, giving a pat on the butt and watches if the the "wave" travels upwards to head and back(ripple effect)
You know Dave? he loves the very big girls and he always tests them for the "The Wave Test" if it only resonates once he will dump her :)
The Chicken Test is a test thought and created by Ali boring (or Ali boring 2 when he is at work) and has the purpose of determinizing whether you are a chicken or not by asking you one simple question about the outcome of a Twilight Flame 50k match in a game called Command and Conquer Zero Hour.
If he doesn't agree with the outcome that you are suggesting then you are a chicken.
For now, everyone failed the test but one person. Abdo. Sadly, we never knew what outcome he suggested since his explanations didn’t go any further than stuttering the same sentences which are <<Can I Say Somesing ?>> <<Let me finish blease>>
In-between the people who ended up being a chicken we have : Excamp, Mamo (aka << Al Kalb >>), Simple (aka <<Al Ajnabi>>)
Warning : If you turned out to be a cat in a previous test you may end up being a chicken and cat hybrid. So do It at your own risk
Excal after failing the Chicken Test : This isn't Excal this is a chicken
Superspide after failing the Chicken Test : Superspide ? you mean Superchicken?
A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.
Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"
Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.
Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.
A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.
Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.
Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.
Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.
Same as "Screen Test". It's when cops are transporting a suspect/criminal in the back of their cruiser and they slam on the brakes so that the suspect's face slams into the cage that separates the front seats from the back. If the suspect's face doesn't get cut, he passed the cage test, if it does get cut, he fails. Two cops told me about this... True Story. Horrible, but true.
"Hey fellow officer, let's slam on our brakes to see if the guy in the back passes the cage test or not." "Duh, okay. Hahahaha, I bet he won't pass the cage test."