blotto box

Mostly intended as a joke, the "Blotto Box" was a theoretical device that would send too much electricity over phone lines, making it impossible for any calls to get through. Depending on who you ask, the Blotto Box is either impossible or would kill you when you turned it on. The intended effect is that every phone would "ring and ring and ring" in an entire area code.

Blue box, red box, blotto box: schematics for many small devices were distributed during the era of telephone phreaking, but not all of them worked as advertised.

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Jack in the box

A name of the action described as such: when a girl, who is so hot that when she unzips your pants to give you blow your load before she touches you.

When the timing is perfect and she gets hit in the face with your sperm before she even touches you - she received a jack in the box.

Dave: "dude that girl I left with was so hot, she got the jack in the box"
Steve: " really in the grill?"
Dave: "you know it"

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baby box

1.n. A woman's womb.
2.n. A vagina.

Yo homie, her baby box was tight as schiznit.

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slap box

To fight in a maner that you don't injure the opponite. Such as when you box with no gloves but instead of making fist you have a open hand. This way you can have the same thrill and satifaction of fighting but no injury. This is often done with friends and with no anger but can turn into a real fight if someone gets poked in the eye.

Another word is: Tap

Rakim:Yo you think u could be me in a real fight
Daris: what ok lets slap box then

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Stone Box

An absolute stoner or when someone is extremely high

Mario you are such a fucking stone box

white box

To be sloppy as fuck or to take the dirty short cut. Comes from the practice of putting a white box over a part of a figure that you don't want to show on a powerpoint slide, rather then just editing or remaking the figure itself.

I hated this floopy attachment, so I just white boxed it.

sauna-box

Hotboxing in a steamy environment.

Often done in bathrooms running the shower on a hot setting to create a ‘steam room’. The goal behind sauna-boxing is usually to conceal the smell of smoke.

A: Let’s go smoke outside
B: Nah it’s cold as hell, let’s just sauna-box the upstairs bathroom.
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A: Dang it steamy.