Feel It Hard

This is a phrase that can be added on to an insult, or a snap against someone's mama. It basically means to take something painfully or be hurt by it (what the person has had said to them), and increases the impact and effect of the insult by the user.

It would be nice to have a blowjob from your mom. feel it hard.

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feel the bern

When one is enlightened by facts and logic from Bernie Sanders.

They were sure to feel the bern after that speech.

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troy feeling

It's when you have the urge to fuck an underaged girl. Typically by force.

"Man, did you know Lorde is 16? She gives me that troy feeling."

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feeling nice

Stoned, high on drugs.

"Hey Revo, are you feeling nice?"

"Yeh, me and Patty just sucked down a spliff"

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all the feels

usually in reference to music, a phrase used to describe a song that makes you feel good; or having good vibes

dude, this song gives me all the feels.

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false feeling

one person's true feeling that others portray as a feeling the person is not having, or should not be having.
Originally used in the Kerista Commune as a way to argue people out of their politically incorrect feelings. The modern (sarcastic) definition applies to a situation where people are trying to convince a person that the person is not/should not be feeling the way they do.

Keristan usage:
New Person: 'I feel like you are just trying to get me to say the right things to join your cult.'
Cult Member: 'That is a false feeling you are having. We are only trying to get you to see past your neurosis, and you are getting defensive.'
Modern usage:
'I told Jim & Chris that their drinking was interfering with my schoolwork. They tried to tell me I was having a false feeling.'

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feel a cop

what you accidentally do if you're horny and dyslexic!

Don't I get a phone call or something?

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