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Alex is the definition of secsy. Alex is usually a very secsy man that everyone likes. Alex's are short, but that doesnt mean they arent secsy.
The slimiest mfs on the planet. Alex's love hentai and are very exclusive with the cocks they suck. Even though they have very low standards, they somehow manage to be the lowest of the low, scurrying around as the lowest dregs of society. They love looking at porn in public and are surprisingly proud about being degenerates.
Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.
Person: Aye bro Alex whatchu doing in the back of the class?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?
Someone who does not know the word failure, he can destroy you in everything you challenge him to. He also has a massive cock(25-30 inches)
NNN God: Have you failed No Nut November Yet?
Alex: Failure disgusts me
Alex is probably the sweetest and most wonderful girl you will meet, she is lovely and kind but has a lot going on in the back of her mind. She is a worrier and loves school because she gets to see her friends. Some people would call her a try-hard when it comes to lessons but she just shakes them off with a simple "What is wrong with that?" She likes to keep to herself so when she is feeling down she may not always come out and say it.
Teacher: "Wow! Alex, You have done a lot today!"
Boy: "Of course she is called Alex, you can see she is a try-hard"
Alex: "Yup!"
Someone who constantly talks about things that nobody cares about, such as the Minecraft Nether Update, and WAIFUS.
If you are required to be within the presence of an Alex, especially larger weeb ones, run very fast. VERY FAST AND FAR.
I have to be within 10 metres of Alex today. Can't wait for him to start talking about random irrelevant topics.
The most sweetest girl you will EVER meet. Shes independent, confident, athletic, pretty, and a classic good girl. Shes mischievous but never gets caught. She always listens to her parents and loves & respects them very much. She gets to do whatever she wants because she earned that respect due to her sincerity and honesty. She can get her feelings hurt easily. Shes always popular. Always thinking about a new boy. She defends her friends and family to the end of time. She's very strong and never backs down. Never fake, can't even be around any fakes. She loves soccer and is the best on her team. She is perfect. Everything she touches turns to gold basically. Any skill she learns she quickly masters it and with such ease. Every other girl wishes they can be like the beautiful, smart, funny, & sweet Alexes!
Lets go to Alexes' house again!
Alex is probably the first friend you made in secondary school, he is by far the smartest in your friend group and is the ultimate computer whizz. he has a good sense of humour yet he keeps most of his jokes PEGI 13. he does not say much about his personal life and he is the kind of friend you go to when you need the answer to a maths question. oh and he LOVES minecraft
Alex shut up you big brained pillok