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This is the first African American Sorority founded in 1908 with a motto "By culture and by merit". Alpha Kappa Alpha believes in sisterhood and service and has been positively impacting the world for the past 103 years! The colors are salmon pink and apple green. These women are often looked at as classy, beautiful, intelligent and passionate about their goals. They promote high ethical and moral standards, promote education, unity and friendship among college women, maintain progressive interest in college life and provide service. They paved the way and set the example for other sororities to follow. Alpha Kappa Alpha is the First and the Finest! Three times imitated, but Never duplicated. If you're looking for a lifelong bond with strong women and to help make a change in the world around you, this is the sorority for you!
I wanted to be an AKA and here's the reason why.
Of all the towns around, no better group I found
So I joined them right away
And this I have to say
We have tried, we have tried, we have tried
Now we made it to AKA!
Alpha Kappa Alpha is the Only way!
For more info about Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. See www.aka1908.com
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A stripper who just dominates you....sees you coming...takes control and drains your wallet. There hot, dirty and experienced and you cant resist. Often of Brazillian decent.
"Bro u see matt just melt with that alpha stripper, he just dropped $80 on a lappy"
"Bro the alpha is here, i need help"
"The alpha has just dominated me man, she's incredible, i just can't resist"
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1.) The most offensive insult known to man
2.) The epitome of fail, no one has been able to surpass this level of fail thus far
3.) The biggest bitch tits in the world
1.) "You're a Jew"
"Well, you're an Alpha 1315!"
"You take that back!"
2.) "Did you hear what Alpha 1315 did?"
"Lawl, Alpha 1315 pulled an Alpha 1315!"
3.) "Mike, you are such a bitch tits."
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heterosexual (as in 'AC' in contrast to 'DC'). more likely a ubersexual or metrosexual.
Q: is bob gay?
A: no, he's alpha charlie.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Alpha Nerd is, as in software development, the lowest of the nerd hierarchy. The Alpha Nerd is not necessarily the least intelligent of a given pack of nerds, but instead is the most likely to come to erroneous conclusions based on information. The Omega Nerd is the highest of the nerd hierarchy.
Err is to Human as Error is to Alpha Nerd.
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An Alpha Female is your typical Type A, loud-mouthed, confident, controlling, assertive, power-wielding Alpha Male, with a vagina instead of a dick. As with Alpha Males, it is often frightening if there's more than one of these in the same room.
Note: An Alpha Female is no more an "Alpha Bitch" than an Alpha Male is an "Alpha Cocksucker."
Me: "Sometimes I feel like I may be a bit emasculating, but my boyfriend doesn't seem to mind; he only likes Alpha Females. They hold their own."
My friend: "Yeah, that's true."
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An alpha female is a female human who is well aware of the fact that she is sexy, desirable, and everyone wants to fuck her, and maximizes this knowledge to control/dominate anyone and everyone around her. She flaunts her superiority over beta females and males in general with no fear of retribution. An alpha female may feign interest in a male to further her own agenda, but in reality no male can ever satisfy an alpha female, not even the alpha-est of alphas. By the standard definition, all alpha females are bitches, but it doesn't matter because you'd do anything to fuck them anyway. They know this as well.
Guy 1: She's so hot, I'd hit that
Guy 2: Eh, I wouldn't, she's kind of a bitch, I'm not really into alpha females
Guy 1: Whatever, you just keep telling yourself that
Guy 2: Yeah you saw right through me
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