british sunflower

when a man or woman urinates into a condom, ties the end, then freezes the urine. after it is frozen they then poke a hole in the end, insert it into their anus then let it defrost

ah dude i gave her a massive british sunflower

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british columbian

Code name for a hot girl. Mainly used in front of girls so that guys can talk all they want about how hot girls are. Its pretty much used exclusively in Marin.

Bobby - Damn! Did you see that British Columbian back there?
Joe - Yeah Man! She made me so horny!
Sara - Hey you guys what's going on? Is someone from Canada here?

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british accent

The british accents are the most annoying accents in the world. Note I said "accents" as they can be an English accent, or a Scottish one or a Welsh one or a Northern Irish one.

Believed by many people to indicate a genius that simply isn't there. Also believed by many to indicate a sophistication that isn't there either.

Former colonies of Her Royal Majesty tend to have much better (and sexier) accents than those of the Motherland.

Examples of british accents: Those really obnoxious wanks in HEX, MI-5 and Coupling.

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british beavah

A beavah that is of British descent, speaks with a British accent, usually has an angry look on his face, and carries around a British flag.

Oh my goodness, look, it's the British beavah!

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British People

A group of people with hilarious accents that mostly live on an island off the coast of the REAL Europe. Are notable for their hatred of Americans despite the fact that, unlike many other nations, they don't actually have a good reason for it. Their most meaningful contribution to the modern world is the video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

British People: Wot wot, etc.

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British Dumplings

The act of receiving head or domeski while performing an upper-tanker

Rex was doing an upper tanker at this chicks house and this sloppy chick came in and started giving him head, it was the best british dumplings story i ever heard.

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British Army

Irish humorous term for a band of poorly-mannered and undisciplined folks

If I had a face like you, I would join the British Army

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