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When the basic things to run your life all involve labyrinthine processes to get simple answers (forget about specialized, non-pre-recorded ones).
Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).
Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)
I couldn't call back because I was stuck in e-Jail trying to renew my license!
When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.
Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!
The ruins of lalala destroy by the god pou
Oh my gosh I’m gay for killer jail
to hold an entity liable to conviction without an due with an right.
He's an jail barn.
The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.
Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.
Seen in one of Kai Cenat's Mafia Daycare streams.
"Look if you don't listen you go to- you gott- you gotta- you go to Police Jail"
Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.