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A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.
Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.
Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
-Basically being a bit of a sloth or someone who does the bare minimum.
-chooses to spend his/her days sitting around playing computer games with his/her little gunt hanging out.
-can also be someone with a button nose with a fuzzy teddy bear appearance.
- A JIMBO JONES: "I dont want to drive you down the shops, all I want to do is sit and play COD and eat the finest of meals fit for a king".
- SOMEONE WHOS NOT LAZY: "oh thats our jimbo!"
An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
A name given to anyone found taking a massive dump in any location, public or private.
Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.
God! Help my lungs! Thunderdump Jones was here!!!
A guy who’s cock hangs down to his knees.
Oh man I wish I was like that Fred Jones over there
THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li
That dude over there is a John Jones
Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback
Invented the term " Choking the rat"
That dan jones is a savage!
Dan jones is a comedic genius