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somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.
I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.
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A stalker of small children.
A pervert of the kids.
A slave Driver of the elves.
A thief of the cookies.
A legal immigrant to the world.
A rebel without a cause.
Have you ever wonder what happens to children that wake up to find him?
He rapes them then bashes there heads again the chimney.
He watches you, Everywhere.
Him and God are bother helpless stalkers.
What do we do to this flying, fat, red blob of jolly madness?
I say we touch his jolly ass.
He's obviously a terrorist.
He isolates his workers so no one from our outside world could know,
That Santa has a thing for the butt.
Unscramble Santa.
And you get Satan.
Santa is the Devil.
Santa toke over Jesus Christs Birthday.
It's cause Santa is Satan.
He even wears Satan's theme color.
Red.
Also the color of Blood.
Scared Yet?
You should Be.
Santa Clause:: Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!
Kid:: I want a hot wheels toy set!
Santa:: I want to show you the toys in my master bedroom that has padlocks on the doors
Kid:: Yaaay!
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“La Santa Muerte”, - Saint Death - is a kind of “divinity” created in México by narcotraffickers and illegal merchants. Saint Death is worshipped mostly by criminals, thugs, and drug dealers, but modern-day urban dwellers also invoke this saint for protection and the recovery of health, stolen items, or even kidnapped family members. Corrupt cops and politicians among Santa Muerte’s followers.
taxi driver: Santa Muerte is a saint like any other. She performs many miracles
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a different take on the blumpkin. This happens when you are taking a dump and girl comes in and sits on your lap like she would santa, you start having sex and she craps in your lap during the act. Leaving you like a smelly santa.
I was taking my morning dump when that ho from last night comes in and starts banging me again and decided to give me a smelly santa
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a variant of "ooh snap!" the santa snap involves a hearty santa-like laugh in place of the ooooh.
... like i did your mom last night! HO HO HO SNAP!!
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Santa Paws is a pervert who lurks in the children's malls during holiday seasons. He is known for his desire to hold children in his lap and never standing while the parents are still around.
Gary-Dude, you just let Santa Paws hold your kid!!!
Ted-Yeah, but this way, he will blame this guy for all of his problems when he grows up. I call it forward thinking.
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Only around Christmas, it's when you have butt sex w someone and it's so rough and tight that when you pull out your dick it is purple and covered in white and red shit!!! Merry Christmas
When my wife asked me if I was naughty or nice, I suggested a Purple Santa. She smiled, but I still got served with divorce papers. Merry Christmas!!!
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