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Any person(s) that urinate(s), defecate(s) and/or fornicate(s) on the Stone Couch near Hazleton, PA 18201. Most usually brag about it, without shame.
PA State Trooper 1: Let's stake out the Stone Couch for some Stone Couchers. It's time they go to jail for their immoral behavior.
PA State Trooper 2: The heck with that. Let us shit, piss and fuck on the couch.
PA State Trooper 1: Ooh you're a notty Trooper, ready to stab my pooper.
(Freaky gay law enforcement loving ensues. A box of Dunkin Donuts is involved, as well.)
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Josie (@dumptruckstation)’s husband.
“Did you hear that Jagged Stone recently married Josie (@dumptruckstation)?! I’m so happy for them”
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The huge friggin' tower located in Ikana Canyon, Termina. After fighting the King of Ikana, he teaches you the Elegy of Emptiness. The song that allows you to summon creepy statues of the person who played the song, these statues allow you to complete impossible puzzles in the Stone Tower.
Upon reaching the top, you see a huge structure in the shape of a face. When play the EoE as each transformation on all four switches located at the platform across from the face thingy, a bridge is formed allowing you to advance. And guess what? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ENTERED THE EFFIN' TEMPLE YET!!! Yup, you may be thinking: "AW FOR THE LOVE OF NAYRU!!!" But don't worry, this temple is easier then the one before (Great Bay Temple).
After advancing a quarter of the way through, you come across a Garo Ninja wearing a mask and a purple robe. This is the 'Garo Master'. Defeat him and you gain the Light Arrows. These can be used to shoot the red jewel located before you enter the temple, after shooting the red jewel, the tower is flipped upside-down.
After getting the Boss Key and the Giants Mask, the boss dungeon would be the place to go. The boss' are two centipedes that go by the name of Twinmold. Defeat him, and you get another piece of heart and the final giants trust.
"My Grandma's house is creepy, it reminds me of the 'Stone Tower'."
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Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".
Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.
WAITRESS: May I take your order?
PUSSYFACE: What?
WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?
PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.
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To suck on the testicles of a man.
Larry: Hey you and your gf get busy?
Me: yupp she winded up giving me a hj and swallowing the stones
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The hot, trim fit, tall, son of a bitch, that Ashley Tisdale had a mad crush on, and made sure she got down his pants. The SEXIEST guy that Ashley was with!He actually belives in treating others with respect, hes such a nice caring gorgeous man.unlike zac efron which is another one of ashley tisdales exs whos a prick to his fans. Everything about Danny is sexy, god damn fine, perfect, extreame, and he's even got the gay dudes wanting him.BUT OMG HE'S SO SEXY!!
"Hey, did you see Scary Movie V lastnight?"
"Yeah, sometimes the only reason I watch that movie is to daydream and have fantasies about Danny Stone. He's such a fucking lady killer."
"Would you bone him?"
"What girl wouldn't?"
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A "magazine" of advertisements, with the occasional article of value. A great example of corporate America using the entertainment industry as puppets to try and peddle their bullshit wares.
"Fuck Rolling Stone magazine."
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