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The act of masturbating with a reverse grip (with the thumb and forefinger against the body), so as to simulate another person's hand
I got bored fapping the normal way, so I tried the Swedish Backhand. It works even better than The Stranger!
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A dance craze started in the icky streets of Harlem, consisting of tilting while in Sweden.
"I'm in Swedin hit the Swedish Tilt"
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When a man rubs the cum off his penis on a woman's pubes, before going back to intercourse.
Friend 1: Have you tried some new moves in the bedroom?
Friend 2: Yeah, I gave my girl a Swedish Doormat.
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A game very much like chubby bunny, were two or more men put Swedish fish in their dick holes until they can't jizz anymore the loser is the one whose jizz (sperm) forces the Swedish fish out of their dick. Usually the loser gets punished by a rhinoceros dominatrix and can't use a safe word.
Guy 1: hey bud, do you wanna play Swedish bulldozer?
Guy 2 : will a rhinoceros spank my gay ass if I lose?
Guy 1: probably.
Guy 2: hell yeah I wanna play
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Sex act where the penis goes between big breasts, similar to tit fuck and swedish milkshake.
I've set up a corner of my living room with a chair I bought at IKEA. It will be my Swedish Sex chair.
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Making meatballs then jizzing on them and giving it to your family
“Wow dad these Swedish meatballs are great”
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Guy inserts entire package of meatball sauce up girls vagina then proceeds to shove his ball into the vagina then pulls then out and the girl sucks the “swedish meatballs”.
time for a tasty Swedish meatballs snack
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