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To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.
I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.
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(from Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Creating, and being involved in, a situation that may get you in way over your head-- but deciding that turning back would be a rather uninteresting option
When Kenny and Chris realized that they'd invited six uninhibited drunkards to go boating with them for an entire weekend, they briefly reconsidered going at all.
Chris: Oh well-- buy the ticket, take the ride.
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To vomit,puke during or after a meal
1."after earl saw the pictures of his woman in a compromising position around trip meal ticket ensued"2.look there's another round trip meal ticket 3.who did this round trip meal ticket and didn't clean it up?4.1st there were the drinks, then the wine, then the lasagna,then came the round trip meal ticket
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a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality
you've got tickets on yourself don't you!
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Man she sellin Wolf tickes,
That bitch is Wolfin
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To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.
Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.
It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.
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When you think you win the lottery but you a dumb fuck and you earn half of what you paid
Ex:
"Ay bruh I just won the- fuck me I'm such a dumb nigga lottery ticket"