A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.
John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"
Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"
Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.
Well bugger me gently, that Bloody Badger let all those good lookin' roosters go!
To Badger Snare, Verb;
When performing a Goose Neck insert the thumb of the same hand in the closest eye socket of your partner in order to gain full control, thus snaring them.
See also Goose Neck
Can also be used in conjunction with Donkey Punch for ultimate Climax
The missus is in Guy's having reconstructive surgery on her eye, the Badger Snare worked a treat
A sexual act where the male pulls out during sex and inserts into the female anus and then reinserts the poo covered penis into the female vagina.
I’m in a really weird mood, let’s do a rusty badger
When a brunette gets cum in her hair and isn't happy about it.
Yeah I came all over her face, she was a cranky badger afterwards...
What you call the guy sat next to you in the balance room when you want his attention.
Oh dan you sex badger, tell me one of them stories about germany.
A cocaine-induced come down. Based on the coke badger from "It's All Gone Pete Tong"
I spent the weekend doing nose candy in Ibiza, and now I have the badger blues.