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the male genitalia, penis. Used only in the most sophisticated of social circles.
Amy really enjoys when I shove my stinky beef sock into her velvet lined meat wallet.
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A penis after sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman
Jane stated, "We can't, I am on my period."
Luke replied, "I don't mind a little bloody beef."
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The female equivalent of the tea bag. A female places her labia on the forehead of another person. Extra points for a suction sound while pulling away.
Jill totally beef stamped Jack after he passed out.
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A man addicted to beef products. Generally prances in a speedo.
Did you see beef boy sunbathing in that clear vinyl mesh bannana hammock?
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A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.
She let our a juicy beef queef.
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It is best used when saying that someone is extremly upset.
person 1 - hey fuck you, you fucking myate.
person 2 - oh so what you on that beef cloud?
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Somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only semen is replaced by a log of shit in this variant.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.
Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.
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