bible bats

When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no

“I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT”

bible humping

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

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that's his bible

that is his rule book, code or main reference

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Bible Boobie

The classic combination of a bible-banger and a girl with big knockers. Can be used to compliment a girl or insult her just the same.

"Is Bible Boobie cuming over today?"

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The Holy Bible

Album created by BTS

Mike: Hey, did you read The Holy Bible?
Joe: 我叫乔，我想死

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Bible fetish

A person who likes to fuck the bible or have a bible in the bed ect. when they are fucking someone else.
Sometimes they make a hole all the way through it so they can stick there dick through it and fuck it that way.

He's got a bible fetish.

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read the bible

A synonym for masturbate.

screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man

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