red bishop

When someone slaps their penis into tomato sauce & waves it around blessing people on their forehead in the shape of a crucifix..

"Oh Jamal, get the sauce ready.. Jimmy is doing a red bishop for grandma & her bingo boys"

Paper Bishop

a false display of acceptance or wokeness made in an attempt to curry favor in a social setting, originating from the writings of the Reverend Roth to 17th century dioceses on the role of public prayer.

Sally was being such a paper bishop around miranda even though she's a life long member of the EDL

Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.

— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!

Bishop Perowne high schoolers

A breed apart from most humans, these vile creatures are among the saddest and most repulsive things on planet Earth. Usually hanging around a bin playing fucking geometry dash, we have the year 7's. Around the minivans, you can discover the wild year 8 and 9's, who are normally making sexual jokes to their butt buddies. Finally, In the toilets you would find year 10 and 11's, who make sweet sweet love to their butt buddies.

Hey year seven where is year ten?
Oh over in the toilets fucking his friend!
Typical of Bishop Perowne High Schoolers!

Bishop Braddock

The hottest gym coach you will ever meet. He might have a beard and there’s one girl that is head over hills in love with him.

Ex: That girl right there is in love with Bishop Braddock

cole bishop

A god in the academy Cole is a Irish man and a leprechaun but they rejected his midget application so is now 6” feet tall all hail Cole bishop

Cole bishop is a red head

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen