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Pushing a can of Coors light into a females vagina. Pouring a half can of Coors light into her vagina and the rest in her ass and have her fart the foamy remains all over your cock while you fuck her. (Please note: you choose which end.)
My bitch took the silver bullet last night.
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Highschool/College slang meaning you didn't do an assignment/essay before the due date and something happens that pushes back the due date, which gives you time to do it.
person one: Damn, I'm lucky, I didn't do that assignment and it was due today, however school was closed. I don't know why it was closed, but I dodged a bullet!
person two: Damn, I wish I was lucky like you -.-
Face it, if dodging a bullet didn't exist, we would fail classes. everyone forgets an assignment now and then.
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Tampon. Absorbent fibrous plug inserted into the vagina by female user to soak up troublesome menstrual discharge.
She always packs a round of woolly bullets in her handbag for those more 'difficult' days of the month.
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Hutch fucked her ass good with his sweaty twat bullet!
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The creation of the earth, moon, sun, universe and all life. It has no reflection because there can only be one Bullet Train. Faster than the speed of light times infinity... but, whatever...
Did you feel that breeze?
- Yes, must've been the Bullet Train.
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It is when you fart in the intake vent of a CPAP machine.(The machine the people with sleep apnea use)and it gets sucked in and blown into there nose through the mask.
"I stopped by my buddiers house and he was still sleeping, so sent him the BULLET TRAIN to wake him up"
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(n.) a bullet that, when fired at a living organism, it has the following effects:
-Immortality
-Every pain imaginable and unimaginable in this universe increasing in intensity 1 million times every 1 millionth of a second.
-Permanent consciousness
Example 1:
Dustin: Hey Jeff, you going to Greg's party on Saturday?
Jeff: You kidding? I'd rather be shot by the torture bullet!
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