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when you pull open the flaps of the tortilla and eat the insides
I went down on that lesbian burrito
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The act of putting Tabasco Sauce on ones' dick then fucking a girl in the ass.
Dude, yesterday I gave Noel a volcano burrito and right when I came I screamed "National Geographic cover bitch!"
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Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appetite. The act itself involves a Prokofiev MP3, a fifth of Smirnoff Ice (preferably Raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. Executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover's tortilla flaps (labia minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. Follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade Russian Burrito.
After school, I gave the headmaster's daughter a Russian Burrito. Her bony spine hurt my knuckles.
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As everyone knows, making a wet burrito is always a group activity. First, everyone cums on a blanket. Then the chosen party is rolled up tightly in said blanket burrito-style, and then everyone cums on the blanket again creating a wet burrito. In many circles this method of showing affection is held in high regard.
Jonny was feeling emo again and being a total whiney bitch about it. He got a little too depressive aggressive so we all decided to show him some love and gave him a wet burrito. It perked him right up!
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that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied
Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.
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The act of one shitting into a burrito and sharing it with your friends :)
Ryan : Anyone wanting a brown burrito?
Friends: Yeah sure..... This Tastes amazing!
Ryan: I made it myself :)
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The word a Canadian pervert would use to describe his schlong when trying to seduce an underage Mexican housekeeper.
Mike (Canadian): "Hi Juanita, have you ever had a Canadian Burrito?"
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