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A mustache that is coarse and short, like a brush
"For no shave November, my boyfriend's carpet brush really made me uncomfortable but in a good way."
Another way of saying Mustache.
Holy crap that's a fucken mint Shnoze Carpet
A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.
"That taste funny what strain is that"
"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."
“Dude how was it?”
“It was alright, but she had that carpet stank.”
A term used by ignorant, inbred, redneck motherfuckers who got outsmarted by a dude from up North
"Well gollee that doggum carpet bagger took advantage of my middle school education"
when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs
yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night