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Breaking into random people's cars usually at parties, and stealing all their shit.
Yo man all these girls drunk lets go car hopping!
Fa sho
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Ideally a 2 door BMW E30, although any E30 is potentially a cult car - excluding the 325e of course.
Owners are often one-eyed, opinionated and usually too poor to own a newer car. Secretly they wish they own a Mercedes, Audi or a BMW 6 series.
Person 1: maaate did you see that E30?
Person 2: yeah, it was a 318is - they're a cult car, you know!
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Usually a ‘korn field’ pronounced in Latin as pornfield, it is a case when one consumes 12 to 16.5 beers while on a wild game drive in the south of Africa, but can not contain themselves and then act out as being a ‘puke in a car’, they also tend to scream things out like “I have visuals on double D’s”
G-d damn it paretz, stop being such a ‘puke in a car’
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Code for masturbation while at work. Often done in an inappropriate place, such as the opposite sex's bathroom or shared break room.
Tony: Man, I haven't ejaculated since Susan left me for Efren weeks ago. I can't jack off while I'm sleeping on my mom's couch.
Keith: Have you tried emptying the car? The women's bathroom is pretty private, but I prefer to empty the car behind the copy machine.
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Somebody who habitually starts unnecessary and intense Facebook arguments with random strangers.
May also punch cars.
"Don't be a car puncher, Nicole. Just walk away from the thread your uncle started about anti-vaxxers."
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A parked vehicle concealed from view by the positioning and/or size of objects, often other vehicles, in front of it. The vehicle is abruptly revealed after a certain distance.
Not to be confused with automobiles that can actually conceal themselves via electronic countermeasures.
Wait, hold on, the space up there's clear, an---GODDAMNIT! Fucking stealth cars.
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Best defined by the Beastie Boys who have a song by the same name. The song is found on their album 'Paul's Boutique'.
People who want things they can't get on their own. So they lie, steal, step on whomever they feel they need to to get whatever it is they are looking for.
Lyrics from the song Car Thief by the Beasties:
Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
Possession is half the law
I had my routines before all y'all
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that
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