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A popular adult party game from the 1970s. Cones are usually provided.
Who's in for a jolly round of Schlong around the cone?
A cone wrongly stolen by Pork Scotch that he once used to keep a space for his small white van outside his house while he went out in it because he thinks he is important because he's a security guard (EVEN more important than Shit Stained Schumachers you know). Because he had no right to do it, I moved it so that a car would park there. When he got back the look of shock on the ugly bastards face was phenomenal when he saw that a car had parked there. With a usual grumpy look on his face, he moved it onto the front of the house. He works from 6pm to 6am so at 10 we put it in a bin bag and took it onto another road an left it on the back of a Maltby lorry. In the morning, he was looking all over the place for his beloved cone with a mad look of disbelief. Looks like he'll never see his cone again. Poor Porky!
SWYTHEERBRIDGE: Whats that orange thing on the back of the Maltby lorry?
MONK AND DAD: That's Pork Scotch's Cone.
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when you do a slovakian traffic cone but with little scrawny kids with no autonomy over their bodies.
"I'm saving up for a trip to India"
"Why"
"So I can contribute to the society"
"How?"
"The good ol' Indian traffic cone, deals with overpopulation"
The aftermath of consuming the sugary liquid remains of a snow cone, resulting in multi-colored human feces forcefully exiting the body via rectum by means of intense and concentrated discharge over a long period of time.
1. Man, I couldn't go to school yesterday because I had the worst snow cone squirts of my life.
2. I had to provide a stool sample for my foot doctor, and I really hope they can still use bad cases of the snow cone squirts as a valid stool sample.
3. "Bro, you were in the bathroom for so long, were you shitting bricks?"
"No."
"Was it the Hershey squirts?"
"No. Even worse."
"Oh no. It can't be..."
"Yes. The legends are true... I had the snow cone squirts"
*dies instantly*
The projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks' fear mongering
Every time I see the cone of home depot on Florida, I notice that Home Depot's stock goes up a point.
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According to Stefon for Saturday Night Live: "It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them."
Pull up right there and park between those two human traffic cones
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When a group of men stand in a circle and jerk off onto a bald man's head and then lick it clean.
Cletus and the boys did an Arkansas snow cone on Jesse.