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This is the ole bait and switch where you mess with a girl's head while propositioning her. You throw her off by talking about STDs during a game of pickup - a classic no-no, however, you tell you are clean which makes her wonder why you would even say that. Just as she is pondering if the reason you brought up herpes is because she might appear as someone slutty enough that has to announce they don't have herpes, you then pull a Kyrie Irving ankle breaking cross over and ask her to come over to eat nachos. She's still racking her brain with the herpes comment that offering nachos is as soothing as getting a lollipop after visiting the doctor. You own her now and its a scientific fact that girls who eat nachos have a 78% higher chance of taking a full bukkake to the face during random Tinder hookups.
Man, Brandon went to town on Tinder last night - he was so wasted slingin his best lines at the girls -always closing with his "At least I don't have Herpes. Let's get nachos." line to seal the deal. For every 10 girls he asked to get nachos with there's always one sloppy chubber who is DFN (Down for Nachos) at 330 am. He always finds his Herpes No, Nachos Yes girl.
Did you write on Jane's facebook wall?
No way man , that chic has facebook herpes.
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(noun). When a person has so many sexually transmitted diseases, they are literally "tangled" in them.
Angela slept with that guy too? That's six this week! I hope she doesn't get the herp and tangle!
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1. An ambiguous identifier used as a variable, akin to mathematics, in which any word can be inserted provided it keeps grammatical commandment. Typically the user has a specific word in mind that was purposely omitted.
see thingy, thing.
2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.
other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.
1. "Pass the herpinshermp, please?"
2. "Could you pass the herp 'n' shmerp ketchup, please?"
When you share a bottle of water with a ladyboy on bangla road and develop blisters the following days making you wonder if you havent caught herpes & causing you to seek medical advice. Will I be okay?
Poor Aurelien, that Incurable Patong Herpes will never go away.
What one says when there is nothing else to say.
Man-"I cheated on you with your mom"
Woman-"herp de derp"
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It basically means to chill out, and not make a big deal about something.
Like "don't have a cow" only cooler.
Ex:
Amanda: "I am sick of always being the one to clean up around here! You'd better start cleaning up after yourself or I'm going to sleep with your brother again."
Jason: "Fineee damn, don't bust a herpe over it."
Jason: "And leave my brother out of this!"
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