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The best god damn food to exist.
Dave: Hey can we have pineapple pizza?
Bill: Sure dude, i love pineapple pizza.
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Cockney rhyming slang for 'spunk' i.e. to ejaculate.
My ex used to let me pineapple chunk on her face
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The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.
That pineapple express was crazy last night, Deebo.
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THE MOST ABHORENT ABOMINATION TO SOCIETY TO EVER HAPPEN ON THIS PLANET! ONLY THE SICKEST OF HUMAN BEINGS PUT PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA. IT HONESTLY MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. IF U PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, PLEASE JUMP!
Me: Yeah bro, I heard he put pineapple on pizza.
Friend: Ew, hope he gets food poisoning.
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A new drug noted as combining the empathogenic qualities of crystal meth with the stimulant features of ketamine. Rave Pineapples have become popular with bridge and tunnel kids all over the North Eastern USA, and Upper Hutt. The drug is produced in clan labs by a somewhat hazardous process including the reduction of fake V1agr4 (mostly obtained from spamvertised websites) with lithium from mobile phone batteries.
Kevin got like, totally munted on Rave Pineapples and tried to gnaw the gas attendents arms off.
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After taking a large poop, the act of not wiping and allowing the poop to dry and get crusty, followed by the sensation of having the top of a pineapple in your asshole is known as pineapple butt.
Man, Chipotle was out of toilet paper. When I got home, I had a bad case of pineapple butt
I started to bleed from wiping but still had shit to remove. Two hours later, I had wicked Pineapple Butt.
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