hes bradford not stanford and hes named after a gravity falls character, hes a cool guy that speaks a lot but is also annoying and is a nerd just like stanford pines
Hey Bradford Pines! You're a nerd, ugly. - Julián
Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
A girl who has a fetish of licking the males (or in some cases females) pubic area.
Man, she is such a pine sweeper.
the yeast infected vagina of colorado, filled to the brim with rich white families who were all probably involved in fraternities
kyle: i live in castle pines
john: off yourself
All the hicks out there they bee havin the smell of shit on em all the guys are fags, and the women hoes
Hey you smell that
He’s from Pine valley Ny
"Getting some dine fine line mine nine pine sine vine wine grains for my family."