Bear the consequences of an action or activity that one has enjoyed.
When you call somebody "Dude" after they warn you not to and then they shove their entire fist up your asshole.
You had to pay the piper
To pipe (viciously fuck) with hyperactive and supersonic speed, consensual but unexpected often surprising
I got hit with a hyper piper from Gerald last night shit was craaaazzy
Its a deadly Disease that is easily spread and you can die from it
Wow I am feeling anti-piper today
A condition resulting in a vast amount of excess forskin collecting at the tip of a gentelman's penis...may smell as a consequence of the cheesey deposit found under the skin
'put it away gangster!-u got The pipers Beak bad!'
'Sorry lad...does it stink?'
'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'
A big black male who has been caught texting little boys
Person 1: you hear about Piper Coates?
Person 2: Yeah that strong black male
Another name for a pack of matches. Pipers ( used in the "crackhead" context ) may strike a match to light up their crack rock.
I can't light my Gorilla Mint cigarette without a cigarette lighter or piper strikers.
Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"