Pony plug

Shoving a horse dildo up your anus

Last night I shoved a pony plug up my ass

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pony up

An act of pooling everyone's money in the current group together.

Who wants to order a pizza? Everyone who does, pony up!

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The cotton pony

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

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prom pony

It's the hottest girl in school!!!

Stop being in your feelings and go out there and fuck the prom pony.

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Pony Phenomenon

When little kid shows become popular among adults and older teens.

First there are all these posts on the show "Friendship is Magic," now "Gravity Falls?" It's a Pony Phenomenon!

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Pony Bumps

1. Bumps caused in girls hair after wearing a ponytail for a long time.

2. Ugly bumps in hair.

1. I shouldn't have worn a ponytail the day of prom because now I have bad pony bumps.

2. Cassie tried curling her hair but it turned out to be a bunch of pony bumps.

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Squatting pony

sex move in which man sits on couch chick faces him and steps up on couch and sits down on his cock then bounces up and down

I gave her the squatting Pony!

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