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The Petroleum Popper is a move usually done on cute, adorable (and consenting) males with big, blue eyes and the most squeezable cheeks. To perform the Petroleum Popper,
you need:
- a wall
- 1 large glass on raw honey
- a Jakub
- Petroleum
- some dextrous fingers (3 is enough)
And that’s it!
First, find a suitable Jakub that fits the aforementioned description. Next, take your Jakub and strip any clothes off (after asking for consent of course). Then pour your raw honey over the entire Jakub, leaving no skin in the open air. An optional addition; you can pour a large dollop of honey down the crack for visual pleasure. Now, my favourite part! Throw that hunk of endearing, 2 beautiful buns babe at a large wall. Quick note, make sure the Jakub is facing away from you with arms and legs spread for easy access. Now do as you wish! I’ve noticed my Jakub perks up a little smile when I slap his buns silly and get my face all up in his chleba! When trying to stick large bad dragons into the behind of the Jakub, make sure to cover the tip to base in strawberry flavoured petroleum jelly. This goes for all Jakubs. Why so specific? I’m trying to find that out myself.
Boostna: Lachit! You should’ve seen the Petroleum Popper I gave to Jakub last night! We’ve upgraded from a 5 inch wide bad dragon to a 12!!!
Bro: Wow, man. my Jakub can barely fit a 3 finger fisting.
-A bong that has been used to smoke popers out of (weed & tobacco)
-People that smoke straight weed do not like to smoke out of a popper bong
“Popperness”
“The reason my toke is so bad is because of the popperness of the bong”
The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.
Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.
A homeless retard who uses crowbars to pop manhole covers.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.
Ayo! It’s the pavement popper! Didn’t he steal those tables from Walmart and ate them?
The male authority figure responsible for opening and.positioning the bottle of amyl nitrate so that it may be inhaled by the person being fucked.
Yo yo. Your dick hurts so bad, popper daddy. let me have some of those so that my sphincter muscle will relax.
During sex, the male authoritative figure, responsible for opening and positioning the bottle of animal nitrate so that it can be inhaled by the person being fucked.
Yo yo. Your dick hurts so bad popper daddy let me have some of those so that my sphincter muscle will relax.
The act of putting sour candy in your anus. The pain is so intense that it results in a high.
"Bro, Tommy did like, eight sour poppers last night. It was insane!"