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Shirt Crab

When Emily is done eating crab and goes home and her husband finds crab on her shirt!

Emily save shirt crab for later!

by Shirt crab April 5, 2018


shirt kitten

Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin

"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"

by Pecker_On_Urban_Dictionary March 25, 2023


Douchebag shirt

A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest

i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt

by Goatish February 2, 2015


Shirt-bomb

The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.

'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!

by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

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Pink shirt

Simply a pink shirt. It can not define sexuality, if you use that logic, then blue was a girls color too and pink was considered a strong color hence accepted for boys, Pink used to be a warlike color before that too. It was just business needing cash

Wearing a pink shirt is gay
Yeetus yeetus you feetus commit self deletus

by Hyphenhypen September 27, 2019


showcase shirt

A low-cut top worn by a woman, in order to expose her cleavage and/or breasts, much like putting them in a showcase. Typically, women who wear these tops deny that they want attention - they feign modesty, take extreme offense to catching men looking at their chest, and they frequently complain to other women about being objectified, due to their appearance, in a way that closely mimics humble-bragging.

Christina acts like it bothers her to have men look at her cleavage when talking to her, even though she only wears showcase shirts and tight jeans, around men.

by thisismypretendname October 24, 2014


Holy Shirt

A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.

Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.

Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!

Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!

Example 2:

Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!

My mom: What?

Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.

by Patata con leche November 11, 2017