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When you don’t wear a shirt on your birthday.
I got my birthday shirt on...off....
A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.
Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.
Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.
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Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!
A shirt that is very revealing and shows lots of cleavage. Usually worn without a bra
Dude 1: Man this girl had a hoe shirt on, I could see her nips bro
Dude 2: Dammm duuude
A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.
Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.
Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!
Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!
Example 2:
Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!
My mom: What?
Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.
The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.
'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!
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Simply a pink shirt. It can not define sexuality, if you use that logic, then blue was a girls color too and pink was considered a strong color hence accepted for boys, Pink used to be a warlike color before that too. It was just business needing cash
Wearing a pink shirt is gay
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A low-cut top worn by a woman, in order to expose her cleavage and/or breasts, much like putting them in a showcase. Typically, women who wear these tops deny that they want attention - they feign modesty, take extreme offense to catching men looking at their chest, and they frequently complain to other women about being objectified, due to their appearance, in a way that closely mimics humble-bragging.
Christina acts like it bothers her to have men look at her cleavage when talking to her, even though she only wears showcase shirts and tight jeans, around men.