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Last year, this girl who was the hottest junior in east high school at the time had a HUGE crush on me when she and her boyfriend broke up I asked her out I had a crush on her at the time, and when I asked her she said sure so we dated a good 3 months.One day when her parents weren't home she invited me to dinner, although I didn't know her parents were gone. I got there and she was sitting at the table alone in just a thong and a plate full of condoms.I saw that ad my dick became a mile long and hard as a rock, and she said the thing I've been waiting for all my life to. Fuck, all he said was Fuck. She ripped my pants down and gave me a hand job, she then proceeded to give me the best blowjob of my life.I then ripped her thong off and ate her out. She moaned in pleasure and we both knew what had to happen, I took my fil and rubbed her clit ready to penetrate, she said get the condoms. We put them on and waited for the other to make a move, so I grabbed her by the waist an shoved my dick in and out of her after no more then 2 mins she started to scream OOOHH YESYES OH FASTER FASTER
HARDER PLEASE, then pulled out and began to play with her perfect ass with my right hand and played with her giant boobs with my left hand, I said you ready? And she replied as I'll ever be. I then penetrated her with my dick a second time, in seconds she cummed everywhere and so did I. It was awesome, I then proceeded to her ass. She then started screaming. Then I pulled out and left
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When someone is tellin a story and another person always comes and makes it better than it really is by tellin a different story.
Bob:So i was driving along the road and saw so ducks so i decided to go shoot them on the side of the road.
Billy: O yeah well i saw ducks to but i decided to drive off road and then through the pond jus to scare them off and shoot them.
Bob: Billy you are such a story-topper.
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Refers to when a friend tells you a story which is pointless or has no real relevance.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you know that one day a friend of mine couldn't finish a hotdog?"
Guy 2: "Wow. That's a hotdog story."
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A long and complicated story used to cheer someone up, fill awkward silences or just make people laugh. (also an unbelieveable excuse)
The Bear Story- So, I was walking through the hall in the mall one day and there was this bear, just sitting there, eating a jar of honey. And I said, 'bear, what the crap are you doing?" and then, THE BEAR, said, 'I'm eatnig a jar of honey, what the crap are you doing?' So I said 'pfft. pfft. pfft. well I don't want to talk to you if you're going to be like that' so I go to walk away, all upset, and he sticks out his foot and I trip and tragically break my leg. And then a squirrel comes up and picks my pockets and runs away with my cash! And then a raccoon comes by and says 'Joey, you stink at lying' and I go 'pfft, my name's not Joey' and I get up to chase the squirrel and my leg is miraculously healed HALELUJAH! And then, an elephant walks by and I go 'you never saw a stranger sight.' And THAT'S why you never milk an ostrich.
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Single most ADICTIVE game known to man... the only game that keeps you playing 24/7 If you have work/school or a social life then do NOT play this game it takes up to much of your time!
Im up at 6AM
Im home at 7PM
Im on Maple Story From 7PM to 1AM
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this is a sex story
Andre was the hottest guy in college. I was lucky because i was his roommate. when i came home he asked me, "why did you get here so late?" i told him, "i can't tell you its too embarrassing."
"just tell me im gonna figure it out someday"
"fine, i got a wax"
"for who? it has to be for someone"
"im not telling you"
"Can i at least see it?" he said.
"no," i walked away to take a shower.
in the shower i heard a squeaking at the door. Andre walked in naked. "you look nice," he said. "go away!" i told him. felling my C boobs giggle. i saw his dick getting harder. he walked inside the shower. i knew i wanted him so i let him stay.
he started touching where i got a shaved and slowly massaged my vagina. i moaned. he did it harder and harder. then he licked me and kissed me. i felt like i was going to have an orgasm. when i did i knew i had to repay him.
i bent down and began giving him a handjob. when he got harder i started sucking him. he moaned in excitement. first i licked the head then i sucked his 9" dick. after i swallowed him whole he cummed in my mouth. i drank it all it didnt taste bad anyways. i was surprised i didn't gag at all. i wanted him more now.
"get inside me!" i screamed.
he rubbed me with his big dick and inserted himself in. he did it faster and faster, deeper and deeper. "HARDER, ANDRE, HARDER!" i yelled. i let go of my cum and his came also. i felt our juices mix together.
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A story that is erotic and makes one horny.
This is a Sex Story:
Brian invited Ellie over to his house, so she went over to Brian's house. Ellie had a crush on Brian so feeling very naughty she wore booty shorts and a button down top. and no underwear. Ellie rang the door bell and Brian answered right away and invited Ellie up to his room. He sat on the bed so she followed, and sat down. He scooted closer to her so there face were right next to eachother. He said "Have I ever told you how gorgeus you are" she immediatley kissed him. They started kissing and it got very "passionate". He started unbuttoning her shirt and rubbing her boobs, while she was slipping her hand into his pants giving him a handjob. They began kissing so passionatley he fell backwards and she was now on top of him. She ripped off his shirt super fast as he took off her shorts. Ellie was now fully naked and Brian was in his boxers she ripped those off too. They both started cuming and he was going in and out of her vagina with his penis. But Ellie felt like she needed more, Brian knew what this met. He flipped her over so she was now lying down on the bed. He separated her legs and started rubbing her clit. Within two minutes Elliie was having a orgasam. "OH OH OH BRIAN FASTER, SWITCH DIRECTIONS! THIS FEELS AMAZING DONT STOP....OH OH OH UGHHHH OH OH! YES THIS IS AMAZING PLEASE DONT STOP EVER! IM CUMMING DONT STOP" He started licking her clit making her give it up to him. She was now willing to have every sex possible...which they did.
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